I resolve:
firstly: to shive all lewardly pishogues yaffled into this drung of a world by hangishores believing in boo darbies
secondly: to juggle four waddocks on the bawn and teach my merrybegot to do the same before
thirdly and lastly: I quit this droke peopled by nuzzle tripes, marl on out to the blue drop and hang with the bawks and guds.
firstly: to shive all lewardly pishogues yaffled into this drung of a world by hangishores believing in boo darbies
secondly: to juggle four waddocks on the bawn and teach my merrybegot to do the same before
thirdly and lastly: I quit this droke peopled by nuzzle tripes, marl on out to the blue drop and hang with the bawks and guds.
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This Resolution was inspired by the Rattling Books New Year's Resolution Contest based on the Rattling Books facebook group REDEFiNE iT: Dictionary of Newfoundland English.
We invite you to post your own Resolution either here or on the REDEFiNE iT Facebook group page under the relevant Discussion Board Topic.
The REDEFiNE iT group was inspired by Merrybegot by Mary Dalton. The unabridged audio edition is performed by Anita Best and Patrick Boyle.