I resolve:
firstly: to shive all lewardly pishogues yaffled into this drung of a world by hangishores believing in boo darbies
secondly: to juggle four waddocks on the bawn and teach my merrybegot to do the same before
thirdly and lastly: I quit this droke peopled by nuzzle tripes, marl on out to the blue drop and hang with the bawks and guds.
firstly: to shive all lewardly pishogues yaffled into this drung of a world by hangishores believing in boo darbies
secondly: to juggle four waddocks on the bawn and teach my merrybegot to do the same before
thirdly and lastly: I quit this droke peopled by nuzzle tripes, marl on out to the blue drop and hang with the bawks and guds.
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The above resolution was made by Rattling Books back when we were kicking off our 2008 New Year's Resolution Contest which originated from the Rattling Books facebook group/game REDEFiNE iT: Dictionary of Newfoundland English.
REDEFiNE iT was inspired in part by Mary Dalton's collection of poems entitled Merrybegot. The unabridged audiobook edition is available as an audio CD or Digital Download from Rattling Books.