I resolve:
firstly: to shive all lewardly pishogues yaffled into this drung of a world by hangishores believing in boo darbies
secondly: to juggle four waddocks on the bawn and teach my merrybegot to do the same before
thirdly and lastly: I quit this droke peopled by nuzzle tripes, marl on out to the blue drop and hang with the bawks and guds.
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I made this resolution before - back in 2008!!
I guess it's par for the course to have to re-resolve...
